Serving Southern Jefferson County in the Great State of Montana
You know you’re getting old when you fall and everyone around you immediately worries instead of laughs.
The stomach is smarter than the brain because it vomits garbage food. The brain absorbs any garbage information it sees.
If we had planted trees instead of carving gravestones, we may have avoided some climate issues.
A truly intelligent person never acts like they know everything because they know they don’t.
We’ve probably scrolled millions of miles with our thumbs.
One of the more realistic things about Monopoly is that you can buy yourself out of prison with enough money.
It’s not day d...
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