Thought Provokers: 4/13/2022

You know you’re getting old when you fall and everyone around you immediately worries instead of laughs.

The stomach is smarter than the brain because it vomits garbage food. The brain absorbs any garbage information it sees.

If we had planted trees instead of carving gravestones, we may have avoided some climate issues.

A truly intelligent person never acts like they know everything because they know they don’t.

We’ve probably scrolled millions of miles with our thumbs.

One of the more realistic things about Monopoly is that you can buy yourself out of prison with enough money.

It’s not day drinking if you worked the night shift.

It’s possible that someone somewhere is describing your personality and features as their perception as the ideal soulmate.

People who live alone and can’t get a jar open just have to forgo that ingredient entirely.

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

Grape soda doesn’t taste like grape, but it definitely tastes like purple.

A folder keeps papers unfolded.

Your future wife is probably telling her boyfriend that they’ll be together forever.

Money doesn’t have to exist. The resources to sustain our lives exist without currency. Humans suffer for no reason other than greed.

Many times in our history, perhaps countless times over thousands of years, someone has eaten the largest strawberry in the world without even

knowing it.

A clock’s tick gets louder when you remember you can hear it.

When you throw a rock in a lake, you could be the last person in the universe to ever see that rock again.