Thought Provokers: 4/6/2022

Someone getting a tattoo they don’t even like then spending 50 years whining about how much they hate it would obviously be considered an idiot. But marrying someone you don’t even like and then spending the rest of your life whining about it used to be considered normal.

The marketing worked so well on older generations that we have built traditions and even holidays around what we’re originally marketing campaigns.

Real wolves are always larger than people expect because the wolves in movies are all Huskies.

The fact that there are taxis in the movie Cars makes no sense.

Too many romantic comedies confuse courtship with stalking.

You never see a star where it is - only where it was.

You are technically the only person who heard everything you ever said.

There’s a minimum wage, but no maximum wage.

Every meal has the potential to be your last meal.

The reason why a game is easier than real life is that in a game you can see the stats you need to work on.

The employees in The Office have remarkably good attendance.

According to movies, you can get into any car and simply drive, without having to adjust any seat, mirrors, or steering wheel.

The fact that prices of electronic devices start dropping after the new one comes out just shows how inflated the prices are.

The historians of the future are gonna be really confused trying to find where Gotham City was.

Once the Titanic disintegrates, there will be a conspiracy theorist who denies its existence.

There were probably some people who lived their entire life without knowing what ice is.

The problem with meeting someone who’s on their best behavior is it just gets worse from there.

Urinals are reverse water fountains.

Butt dials are accidental, but bootycalls are always intentional.

You’re legally allowed to throw someone ‘s ashes in the Ocean but not their corpse.

As only our jawbone moves, we never actually bite down on anything.