Thought Provokers: 3/30/2022

To teach criminals how to behave in the community and abide by its laws, we take them out of the community to lock them up with nothing but other criminals who couldn’t behave in the community or abide by its laws, before placing them back into the community.

Jedi would actually be terrible for truly diplomatic meetings. They can influence people’s thoughts, so no one would ever believe they didn’t just coerce their way into an agreement.

If you dislike someone you last saw as a kid/teenager, they may dislike that version of themselves too.

Dating sites are more profitable when they match a couple that will break up.

The reason why no one's favorite number is a negative number is that most people decide on their favorite number at an age where they only know positive numbers and stick with it.

Machines and automation were meant to relieve humans of labor but we all just work more than ever.

The reason monks find inner peace is because they don’t have to deal with any other people.

The world runs on education and yet teachers are still underpaid.

Theme park cameras can snap a perfect picture of you going 70 on a rollercoaster, but bank cameras can barely capture a good image of a robber.

Teenagers often confuse being smart and well-spoken with being mature.

Your funeral is the only thing you’ll attend but also miss.

Someone out there probably thinks negatively of you because they never got the full story.

There is orange juice. There is apple Juice. There is cranberry juice. But no banana juice.

A fork is a bunch of little sticks attached to a bigger stick.

The problem with HOA Boards is that they are almost entirely comprised of people that want to be on an HOA Board.

Red onions are clearly purple.

If a tomato is a fruit, then ketchup is a smoothie.

Socks are commonly made fun of as a gift, yet new socks are actually really great.

Nеvеr undеrestimаte thе humbling роwer оf а рunch in the fасе.

We all smile in the same

language.