Thought Provokers: 3/23/2022

People are expected to know and follow a system of laws which experts are required to take 7+ years of post-secondary education to

properly interpret and apply.

It’s possible someone out there who doesn’t even remember who you are still frequently dreams about characters who borrow your appearance.

Acting is the only lie people clap for.

You divorce a very different person than you marry.

Most people don’t know that there is a big difference between drug use and drug abuse.

No matter how gory or sexual the contents, books have no age restriction whatsoever.

All of the brain space we saved by not needing to remember phone numbers has been replaced by needing to remember passwords.

People with tons of trash in their cars probably don’t litter.

Every day you’re out and about, probably dozens of people looking for love at first sight look at you and go “Nope!”

One day everyone will die in a group chat and it will sit silently forever.

A fat pet is a sign of neglect. A fat animal in the wild is a sign of success.

A good parent knows they can be better, but a bad parent thinks no one knows better.

Depending on your phrasing, it can be difficult to leave a bad review for a vacuum.

It’s cool that no matter what human period you travel back to, there will almost always be beer.

Asking the genie to always have the solution to any problem is better than asking him for more wishes.

Unfortunately, a lot of people’s first bullies are their parents.

Having an old, unreliable car is a necessity of the poor and an eccentricity of the rich.

You can travel east or west forever. But going north too long will start taking you south.

People look back on past fashion trends with embarrassment ignore the fact that everyone told them they looked ridiculous.

Any crime committed by a priest is a white-collar crime.

Millions of emails are sent to dead people every day.

Your parents probably wouldn’t like you if you weren’t immediately related.