Thought Provokers: 2/9/2022

A person can survive with half a liver, one lung, no stomach, and no large intestine. Or in some situations, cut in half. We are much more stronger than we think we are.

A boomerang is a frisbee for lonely people.

If we are killing the spiders we find, then by natural selection we are breeding the ones that know how to hide.

Success is wiping a cat hair off your iPad screen without disrupting the video.

Considering the earth is always moving (solar system too) we are space travelers in an organic spaceship.

It won’t be long before people use ‘the ‘20s, the ‘30s, and the ‘40s’ to describe the 2020s, the 2030s, and the 2040s.

Chances are high you are not anyone’s best friend.

Sites that ask you to log in/open the app actively deter people from wanting to use the site.

I/i is a word, a letter, and a number

The plural of mouse is mice and the plural is louse is lice, but the plural of spouse is not spice but spouses. Life ruined.

The movie Cliffhanger shouldn’t have had an ending.

You don’t hear enough about functional families.

As the number of streaming services are increasing…we’re slowly going back to how it was before streaming existed and old-fashioned channels.

In an ideal society, we wouldn’t have paper straws.

There’s absolutely no reason for the prey animals in the Lion King to be happy that Simba is born

Saying stupid people are stupid really upsets the stupid people who are so stupid they don’t even know they’re stupid.

We advocate not judging a book by its cover, but we also are glorifying ‘love at first sight.

Customers that vehemently believe that ‘the customer is ALWAYS right’ are usually the type of customers that businesses would rather do without.

Living people eat dead mushrooms but living mushrooms eat dead people.

Ten years ago we thought the world was going to end.

People are more willing to donate to millionaire Twitch streamers than give a homeless person money.

There’s an exact number of grains of sand on earth.