Thought Provokers: 1/26/2022

White-collar workers often recognize the value of blue-collar workers, but not the opposite way around.

If we could normalize first dates where we run errands together so that if there’s no chemistry at least we’ve picked up our dry cleaning and got our lightbulbs.

We are already in the 2020s, but if someone says 20s, it is implied that they are talking about the 1920s.

‘We need to talk’ is one of the scariest sentences in the English language.

These past few years have probably been the happiest ever for the average house pet.

An actor playing an actor in a movie would either be super easy or super hard.

Most orchestras are actually just 1800s cover bands.

If the shovel is a ground-breaking invention, then the gun is a mind-blowing invention.

Vegans use plants and make them taste like animals, but no one uses animals to make them taste like plants.

Life could be worse...milk could have pulp.

Buying books, and reading books are two entirely different hobbies.

People don’t pretend to be depressed, they pretend to be happy.

The combination of widespread cameras and the internet has taught us no more about UFOs, but a lot more about cats.

If someone loses their dog it’s acceptable for them to offer a reward, but if you find someone’s dog and ask for a reward you’re holding it for ransom.

The more you know, the more you realize that you don’t know.

It’s easy to think you’re smart when you think everyone else is an idiot.

Black bars on the sides of the screen are seen as ugly and annoying, but black bars at the top and bottom are seen as cool and cinematic.

All the major burger fast food chains feature redheads as mascots!.

Most animals have no real understanding of pregnancy. They pop babies out of their bodies and just start taking care of them, like it’s no big deal a bunch of creatures just spawned from inside them.

It would be terrible to be a major criminal’s identical twin.

People would probably be a lot more productive at work if they started playing the fast Mario music over the work speakers.