RECIPE OF THE WEEK: Cousin Cleavon's Raccoon Nuggets

Cousin Cleavon, from right here in lovely Whitehall, has put together Cousin Cleavon's Redneck Cooking and is looking to share the wealth of roadkill recipes with everyone!

INGREDIENTS:

Makes 3 good gut filling portions

1 Average-size raccoon

1 cup flour

2 eggs

Hot sauces

2 billy-clubs

½ teaspoon salt

¼ teaspoon pepper

Cooking oil NOTE: Not drained from your pickup!

DIRECTIONS:

Harvesting of the raccoon: roadkill or hunting?

I enjoy roadkill raccoon, that way it comes pre-tenderized. You don't have to use a billy club unless it didn't get fully run over. Practice your aim by tryi...