Thought Provokers: 1/19/2022

If you run 26 miles, it’s because you’re an athlete. If you walk 26 miles, it’s because you can’t afford a car.

Poems only rhyme in the language they were written in.

A microwave can show you how clean someone really is.

You have to wait until you’re 36 to date someone half your age.

Given how long your bones stick around after death, you really only get to use some parts of your body for a fraction of their existence.

Ventriloquists probably have better conversations than most at the dentist.

Gold digging was just a normal relationship in the 19th century.

Most of Russia is in Asia; however, most Russians aren’t Asian.

Professional athletes frequently slip and fall and trip over themselves but we give untrained horror movie survivors a lot more grief for doing it.

There is no greater level of optimism than what we have when we put a dish with baked-on food on it in the dishwasher.

If you feel happy, it’s hard to fall asleep. However, if you are sad or depressed, it’s difficult to get out of bed.

Fruit has a much milder taste than fruit-flavored candy.

Maturity is more of a scale than a button. People can be very mature in certain areas and incredibly immature in other areas.

Assuming science is still science in the world of Spiderman, you could take him out quickly with a can of Raid.

It’s harder to find your missing glasses when you are near-sighted than when you are far-sighted.

A slow and steady way to cleanse your FB friend’s list is to unfriend folks on their birthdays.

Some people are willing to spend tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars on education but won’t spend $80 on a helmet to protect it.

Technically all art posted online is pixel art.

It is becoming more common to read and study using artificial light than using sunlight.

There is a sad amount of before pictures for weight loss that were never met with an after picture.

Most professional NFL players rarely even touch the football.

Most cows have never seen the ocean.