Thought Provokers: 12/15/2021

If Wile E. Coyote could afford all of that high-end gear, why didn’t he just go buy dinner?

Most modern adults are less equipped to survive in the wilderness alone than average 10-year-olds from 200 years ago.

It’s not the roof of your mouth, it’s the ceiling.

As you climb up the social ladder, people become less and less funny. Wealthy people have a poorer sense of humor, while poorer people are usually hilarious.

The truest genius in MENSA is the one who convinced people to pay a recurring fee to be labeled a genius.

Cheesecake has no characteristics of a cake but all the characteristics of a pie.

Your past self adores you, while your future self cringes at you.

The Moon is catfishing us by using real sunlight as a filter to look more pretty.

Co-workers in movies are also co-workers in real life.

If dogs/fish can’t feel certain emotions, maybe there are emotions that we can’t experience.

If trains were known as iron horses, then it seems reasonable to describe a horse as a meat train.

You are the common denominator of all your failed relationships.

Light from the sun takes 8 minutes to reach Earth. The sun could have exploded 7 minutes ago and we’ve still got 1 minute of business as usual before The End Times.

The initials of social anxiety disorder are S.A.D.

Japan, a country that’s severely against drug use, has a lot of content that someone on drugs would create.

It’s not as rude to talk with your mouth full in sign language.

Folklore stories about family curses were probably just the product of genetic disorders passed down from generation to generation.

We all have our own dialect for when we speak gibberish.

In a sense, your skeleton is inside of you and you are inside of it.

When reading a book you are in the writer’s imagination, the character’s imagination, and your own imagination.

Once you get to the edge of the universe, the remaining nothing has no limits.

When a big accident happens it’s bad to hear a lot of screams, but worse to hear none.