The Interface

“Hello. I’m Chip. How may I help you?”

“Good morning Chip.” (Wow, is he hot!) “I’m here for my job interview.”

“Your name please?”

“Kinky. Kinky Kroshus.”

“Please have a seat Ms. Kroshus. You will be interfaced shortly,” said Chip.

“Don’t you mean interviewed?”

“Oh. All our job interviews are conducted by humatrons Ms. Kroshus. We refer to it as interfacing. We find artificial intelligence superior to human judgement,” Chip responded.

“But you hire humans?”

“Yes. But only for positions which don’t require decision making.”

“Hey Chip, would you like to grab a drink with me after work?”

“I don’t...