Thought Provokers: 12/1/2021

Cookbooks are still not obsolete because recipe websites are terrible.

The grinch gets a bad rap. He never hated Christmas, he just hated people.

The social acceptability of farting versus peeing yourself swaps when you’re in a body of water.

Some people believe that secret societies of wealthy people run everything and use us all as pawns, but that’s really just society. They aren’t even secret about it.

If you sleep 7 instead of 8 hours a day you’ll technically live 3 years longer.

Deer don’t connect headlights with danger because the sun has never appeared and then smacked them at 65mph.

Restaurants will charge you for extra toppings but never reduce the price when you take toppings off.

Your future self is judging your every move.

The real unpopular opinions are deleted almost immediately from existence.

Most wallet companies just decided that men don’t carry coins.

Italian cuisine is 2 or 3 dishes served a hundred different ways.

People are actually happier about the upcoming weekend on a Friday than they actually tend to be during the weekend.

Money isn’t important, it’s the absence of money that’s important.

People get embarrassed if seen in their underwear, but don’t mind being seen wearing only swim shorts or bikinis.

While looking at the mirror you can only see your past self.

Your hand size determines your sign language font size.

If you donate blood to someone and they kill someone within 48 hours of receiving your blood, you got an assist.

You are not scared of flying, you are scared of suddenly not flying anymore.

The pomegranate’s greatest natural defense is inconvenience.

No one will ever be as excited to see you as your dog is when you’ve been gone for 5 minutes.

Over half the population has tried using the Force to pick something up.

If you overcook bread, you can make a loaf of toast.