Thought Provokers: 11/10/2021

Everyone wants you to go the extra mile, but no one gives you the gas to do it.

Dreams make no sense. One part of your brain is making up the story and another part is experiencing it and genuinely being surprised by what

happens.

Someone’s parent may have used you as a bad example for their kids.

Cartoons are more fun to watch as an adult. It makes it easier to notice the jokes and secret messages that you would have missed as a kid.

There is a chance that someone you know will use your death as an excuse to get out of a social obligation they don’t want to go to.

Eye drops are blinker fluid.

It’s OK to play videogames on easy mode. They’re supposed to be relaxing, and it’s having fun that matters.

Since the exact wording is usually so important in prophecies, curses and magic, a lawyer would probably do really well in a fantasy world.

People have a really high kill-to-death ratio against ants/insects.

As a civilization, we produce and distribute far too many hex wrenches annually.

If sleep is the free trial of death then insomnia is the free trial of immortality.

There’s a small chance of shuffling a mixed deck of cards into the right order.

When a gamer is streaming they’re actually broadcasting. It’s the viewer who is actually streaming.

People who talk to themselves would probably be the most interesting people to haunt.

“W” is the only letter that has multiple syllables.

Just like a thief casing a house, social media platforms are casing people’s minds through algorithms to see when they’re most emotionally, mentally, and physically vulnerable so that they can exploit them.

You might’ve walked by someone on the last day of their life.

Your eraser slowly dies because of your mistakes.

Spider-Man’s suit is relatively clean for a person who crawls on untouched ceilings and walls.

Before you open your mouth to speak, make sure it’s an improvement upon the silence.