Thought Provokers: 11/3/2021

Most, if not all, rubber erasers are never actually finished, people just lose them eventually.

Alligators can live up to 100 years, which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.

Ironically, it’s the fear of a shortage of a given product that very often leads to that exact shortage happening.

“Idiocracy” is turning into an understated period-piece.

If you’re consistently inconsistent, it makes you consistent.

There is no five-second-rule in space.

Most of us have never been naked outside.

T-Rex was closer to iPhones than Stegosauruses.

People remember your acts of kindness way more often than they remember the stupid things you did that keep you up at night.

“I fell asleep to your music” can be both a compliment and an insult.

We are living in the memories of our future selves.

Someone was profoundly relieved when Blockbuster finally went under because they had huge late fees for unreturned tapes.

Dogs don’t get enough credit for learning a new language.

Five years in the future seems so far away but 5 years ago seems like yesterday, especially as you get older.

Phone booths have become so rare, that using one no more obscures your location, but narrows it down instead.

One of the great things about the 21st century is that you can shop for pants without wearing pants.

You don’t bite downwards, you bite upwards. The lower jaw is the one that moves.

Humans were the first species to discover what it feels like to poop your pants.

At some point, you were the youngest person on Earth.

Drinking water with a minty mouth is the cold version of spicy.

Being taught to stop, drop and roll suggests that people catching on fire was once a real concern.

If you were immortal you would eventually see your own species evolve.

Civilization is mostly driven by a few fantastic individuals, the rest of people just follow along and stabilize it.