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Thought Provokers: 10/20/2021

If tables only had 3 legs, they’d never wobble.

Someone knows Lebron James as “The guy from the Space Jam movie.”

The richer you are the easier it is to get things for free.

Around good people, it feels like you can do anything. Around bad people, everything feels like an uphill battle.

The most embarrassing part about being scammed is explaining how you got scammed.

Very few cows die of old age.

Human beings are the most intelligent species of animals… according to human beings.

To bears and other top predators, humans are piñatas. Colorfully decorated and filled with treats.

If you drive the wrong way on a one-way street, you won’t have any stoplights.

At least one person has gone to see Stephen King’s “IT” thinking it was about

Information Technology.

If alternate timelines exist, then there is an alternate timeline when alternate timelines don’t exist.

The whole body acceptance movement was probably initiated by fast food companies.

Deleting your social media is one of the easiest ways to make people forget you exist.

Your house contains more air if you’re not in it.

If you randomly start drawing someone on a subway you are an amazing artist, if you take a pic then you are a creep.

Your eyes see themselves and your brain thinks about itself, but your tongue doesn’t taste itself.

With all the superhero movies paired with our horrible education system there’s got to be thousands of kids and a few adults out there quietly anticipating the moment their super powers kick in.

The reason (maybe) that older relatives pamper the younger relatives is to distract them from the harsh reality of life; therefore letting them enjoy their youth.

If your goal is losing, then you can always be considered a winner.

One day somebody will take a picture of you, and that single moment will be the image that is used to represent you to future generations long after your death.

You are never not doing

something.

 

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