Thought Provokers: 10/6/2021

There are two types of pet owners: Those who think their pet refer to them as “MOM/DAD”, and those who think their pet refers to them as “HUMAN”.

People who can properly handle lottery winnings are the least likely to buy lottery tickets.

Social media is the new cigarettes: companies profit from people’s addiction to an unhealthy product.

If you leave your keys in the ignition and your car windows open over night, then your car would probably be stolen, meaning the dead body in the trunk is no longer your problem.

No one reads Monopoly rules until they start arguing

Not knowing whether you’re slowly becoming more delusional or just more self-aware of your own stupidity is one of life’s unspoken horrors.

Paper beats rock because money controls our planet.

Our brain knows exactly how our body works, and refuses to share it with our mind.

Your dog probably thinks you just like taking 3 walks a day rain or shine, and they just happen to be tagging along.

The world wasn’t better when we were young, we were too stupid to identify its flaws.

A clap is single-player. A high five is co-op.

Living people eat dead mushrooms and living mushrooms eat dead people.

“Have a nice day “ sounds friendly whereas “Enjoy the next 10 hours” sounds menacing.

You can go the rest of your life without eating.

All our life we know our purpose is to reproduce and continue life.. but we don’t know why life needs reproduction and to continue in the first place, what's the ultimate goal no one knows.

The milk in a carton of milk isn’t all from the same cow.

Let’s take a moment to appreciate that Mother Nature not only pre-sliced but also pre-wrapped oranges.

When making a wish you’re told not to tell anyone as then it won’t come true, but it’s the perfect opportunity to actually tell people what would make you truly happy and for others to then help make your wish come true.

The fish in the tanks at Bass Pro Shops are forced to watch people buy equipment to catch their friends with.