Thought Provokers: 9/22/2021

The phrases “You are alone” and “You are not alone” can be equally scary in the right context.

Nightmares are our brains making up stories and then getting scared of its own made up story.

People will swim in the ocean, even though there are definitely many cadavers in it. People will not swim in a pool with one cadaver in it. Humans all have a cadaver to water ratio that is acceptable for them to swim in.

If a murderer is chasing you then you both are running for your life.

Until trains were invented in 1804, every human who ever lived that experienced a speed upwards of 56 mph, was falling to their death.

Getting off of the ark only to see miles of human and animal remains must have been pretty rough of Noah and his family.

No person has ever saved a life before, only delayed a person’s passing.

Graveyards are probably the least likely place to be haunted, because realistically none of the people buried there died there.

Santa Claus knows exactly where all the evil people are in the world, but doesn’t do anything about it.

As you grow up, your fear of ghosts at night is slowly replaced by murders and burglaries.

Old TV static was a lot scarier for horror movies than “HDMI 1 not connected”